December 2010
1 tag
Till death do us apart.
hellosandraa:
When people use "q" instead of "g"
porcelainpetals:
Lina: Man, what if I'm playing online pool with perverts or molesters?
Me: Just tell them you were born with a 2 in. penis. They will leave you alone trust me.
Lina: OMG
When you decide to dance to your favorite song
xoxoillest:
EXPECTATION:
REALITY:
4 tags
when you're home alone listening to music
That Awkward moment when the city is under attack...
xkelcitee:
“HONEYY” “What?” “Where is my super suit? “WHAT” “WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER SUIT.”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?”
“IT’S FOR THE GREATER GOOD.”
“I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET.”
“THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER!”
“MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN.”
“I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET.”
“I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET.”
...
I’m at the happiest point in my life right now.
Dog Days Are Over - Florence + The Machine
...
A black man walks into a bar. A white man says,...
lindorchocolate:
shegotswagg:
illeatyahbrains:
Shit just got real.
AND black’s not a color :)
